Save a Life, Grope Your Wife!

Another good thing about living closer to home, going home for fun little trips, like playing in the Annual Breast Cancer Golf Tournament. I played in the first tournament a few years ago when I was home after the bar and before my wedding, but this thing has taken on a life of its own. The tournament keeps getting bigger and better, and it is a lot of fun. Each hole has different "tricks" on them, everyone decorates their carts, and there is lots of boob grabbing and dirty jokes from women of all ages. It is basically awesome.


The Team: Me, Emily, Meghann, Jami

Our Shirts said, "Save a Life, Grope Your Wife". We would like to thank some guy that Jami works with for the slogan, it was awesome. To demonstrate giving yourself monthly exams we had pictures of our husbands feeling us up blown up on our carts...It was really difficult to convince our husbands to cop a feel while someone took a picture, kind of creepy, but hey its for charity!!


James and Em just folding laundry and feeling boobies


Matt, just checking the perimeter


Whitmers... Awkward...jk

The tournament was a blast and we raised some good Dolla Bills for the Susan G. Komen foundation.

Matt and I also headed back a few weeks later for a fundraiser for the Club. Well some may have called it a fundraiser, but really it was so that we could dance and party the night away with the Damon Dotson Band. We played in a tournament all day and drank and partied all night. We are really good at both of those things. The Schweitzberger Sisters made it back with their fabulous husbands, which made it even more fun. Plus I had candy cigarettes for the occasion, that is right, even the ones that blow smoke... sidenote...I gave a couple to Luke and Lillian and Meghann FREAKED, who would have guessed she would have that reaction. No one walked around shaking their finger at people more, strutting her stuff and smoking candy cigarettes better than Meghann, and look at what a chain smoking, drinking, skank she turned out to be! So I guess Meghann does have a point.... Luckily for her, Lillian and Luke had no idea what they were because they didn't grow up watching their parents, aunts, uncles, and grandparents chain smoke at the dining room table and drinking Baileys...you stay classy Cosgrove family...anyway.. back to the party pics..


Donna, Em, Em, Me, Liz, Jami


Shake It Kajewskis.. mad skills


Smoke them if you Got them!!

We had a good weekend and crawled into bed at about 4:30 a.m. that Saturday night, so no we didn't make it to Mass. But I think Jesus understands, those nights don't happen all the time anymore.

So as you can see, there has been a lot of fun had this summer! I have many more posts to come, but I am trying to space them out, I don't want to overload my bloggers on all the fun!


Yes, that is the starting line of a golf cart race...AND IT WAS AWESOME... We lost, but we were all laughing so hard, there may have been a few who almost peed their pants. Kegels Ladies!