Sunday, February 8, 2009

Annoyed

Well Bloggers I am annoyed.. First my camera is broken. As you saw in my previous post I went to Des Moines to visit my girlfriends from UNI. Well Digital Cameras and Booze never mix. One of my friend's accidentally dropped my camera in a pitcher of beer when she was handing it back to me, so we need to get a new one and of course we haven't...

Second I think many have seen the sweet layouts Ms. Juli Johnson has discovered. Well It took me forever to figure it out. I finally did, but then I lost my font/layout tab, how I don't know. So I couldn't adjust anything. So next thing I knew I felt like I was in computer app class because I was changing the "code" to fix my font. Well luckily for the internet and Matt (who does some of that stuff for a living) I was able to fix it. Where my font/layout button went under my customize menu I have no idea.

Also I would like to let it be known that I don't like the tracking thing on blogs. I am against it. Anyone who goes to the Johnson Blog can see that I have been there 10 times in the last day.. And in their head they are thinking..Saint Paul Minnesota is a CREEEP!! Well I am a creep... but mostly I needed the link to the Simply Chic Blog Lady...


Closest Picture I could find where I look annoyed...Even though it has been posted..hopefully we will get a new camera this weekend...and keep it away from pitchers of beer..

Second...I am a student. I am attached to my laptop for a minimum of 10 hours a day between school and work. So imagine being in your last semester of law school. It is pointless. But you still have 2 relevant classes to sit through, and 3 irrelevant. For those 3 irrelevant classes I like to stalk..and I mean hardcore. Blogs, Facebook, News, Celebrity Gossip...Everything. I want to see who had a big weekend, see what the people I dislike are up to (because you have too) and I need to double check that John Mayer and Jen are together because she needs to get prego asap..so she can give Crazy Face Angelina the F U.

Because when I am doing this I don't want people to know I was on their profile or blog. That is the whole magic of these things..Put it out there..and lets us do our stalking in silence.. I can't help it if watching Addison Dance a couple times a week makes me laugh...And Brooke's postings are hilarious...I visit Libba's to remind me how much I NEED a puppy, and the Deeds backyard is way better than the weird Christian Commune across the street from Matt's. I like to watch how Liz, Kelsey, Billi,Quin,Jenny, Darcy and last but not least SuperWoman Katie Eckler handle their children because I think it looks like the hardest job ever..And one of these days My cousin Erin is going to post her pictures upright..I can feel it!! And I have to go to Meghann's Blog so I can make fun of her...

So please..respect my need to stalk. And if you have the tracker...please try not to judge Saint Paul, Minnesota. I may be there once a week, a day, or a couple of times..I can't help it. I have a problem. People will now know exactly how big of a freak I am.... Well I am gonna go stalk now...Peace

8 comments:

elizabeth said...

stalk us all you want but we would love to have you stalk us in person! how is the wedding planning going?!

Libba said...

I personally feel that the Internet was invented for stalking purposes only. Why would facebook, blogger, or myspace even exist if they didn't want people to become involved in their cyber lives? 90% of my Internet time is spent stalking. 5% is spent paying bills. The other 5% is spent emailing or doing business crap. So there. Cyber stalkers UNITE!

P.S. Go all out and get the Canon G10

~Juli said...

Oh Maureen, you just made me laugh out loud. You go ahead and stalk us all you want. I actually put that on my blog becuase I was annoyed at another blog that I myself stalk had it!!

Katie said...

Ok...I feel so superior that I was put as "Super Mom"! Wow what an honor. I needed a good laugh today and you gave me a good one for sure! I too am a stalker! I come up under Illinois for some odd reason so that is really cool, because people would suspect, Missouri. So I stalk away wihout people having a clue who is doing it! I love seeing that actually someone takes the time to visit our measly little lives to see the happenings that we accomplish! I was an avid scrapbooker until my friend introduced me to blogging! What a great way to keep up with everyone! Keep-A-Stalkin' (You know in Mizzourah we drop our endings on our words!) :)

Erin Lewis said...

I seriously LOVE you. This was hilarious. People must have thought I was nuts because I was sitting in my cube laughing out loud. At least they know that I was not working and was "stalking" someone on their blog! I am also honored to be a part of the "I'm annoyed" rant because I have a sneaky suspicion that I might post sideways pictures again and again! Hey, you will have to let me know how you found those fonts/backgrounds. Most of my blogging friends have it too and I want it!

Famous Amys said...

Um... I'm a serious blog-stalker. Facebook, y'all. It's addicting. Every night after Taylor goes to bed, I pour a glass of wine the size of my head and retreat to the office to "check my email."

I totally agree with Libba on the Canon... go big or go home. I got a SLR last year and use it everyday. Yes, it's expensive. But so worth it.

Little 'Nemos said...

You crack me up! I have been trying to figure out the background thing too..your wxperience scares me:)

Darcy said...

I spend enough time on my relative's blogs, I can't imagine spending any more on things like Facebook, etc. Everyone, I know, however, is on it. I'm afraid to join. It's like with new television shows, I just can't add any to my repertoire. There is only so much time in the day! Hope all is well. These last few months will fly by, and then so will the months until the bar and then so will the months until the wedding! Wow, what a year. Take care of yourself. Don't stress and enjoy all of the wonderful things happening to you in 09!